Asgard IC Inbox.

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[You tried to reach John, didn't you? Unfortunately for you, you are going to get this message--]

Hey! You've reached my bracelet thing, which is pretty weird to say, just leave me a message and I'll get right back to you!

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Comments

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[wasthemaster]

It just means that your sister is something of a wild card. I never really can predict what she's going to do. :|

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[longwinded]

haha dude.
you're just now figuring that out?

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[wasthemaster]

I'll tell you a secret, Egbert. I'm not exactly used to people with large personalities.

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[longwinded]

well then bucko.
you better get used to big personalities.
jade really likes you.
but that isn't a newsflash.

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[wasthemaster]

It's really not, despite the fact I still can't figure out why for the life of me.
If somehow she kills me, please find a way to revive my body. Thanks in advance.

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[longwinded]

whooooa buddy.
i'm definitely NOT corpsesmooching you.
i'll have jade do it.
i mean that is how you revive bodies...

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[wasthemaster]

What the hell do you have against CPR, Egbert?

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[longwinded]

cpr and corpsekissing are different.
geez.
i mean if you required cpr i might be able to pull it off.
but uh, i'm not a card carrying certified cpr performer.

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[wasthemaster]

What's the difference, exactly?

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[longwinded]

you have to be already dead for a corpsesmooch.
for cpr your airways are just blocked or something.

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[wasthemaster]

So like what she did with Strider back in your world. Got it.

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[longwinded]

yeah basically.
but uh yeah.
just.
keep her safe alright?
i know she can be kind of reckless.
and i know above all she trusts you.
so yeah.
:T

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[wasthemaster]

Don't worry about it, Egbert. I can handle it.

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i trust you on that.
alright?
:T