Asgard IC Inbox.

[longwinded]

(art by leitmotif)

[You tried to reach John, didn't you? Unfortunately for you, you are going to get this message--]

Hey! You've reached my bracelet thing, which is pretty weird to say, just leave me a message and I'll get right back to you!

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just state which in your subject line!

Comments

[longwinded]

so like.
do you want dessert nacho or dinner nachos?
you're sending me mixed signals here dave.

[chronologistics]

see there lies the existential crisis dude
im going to assume that this is a sign that it should be both
at the same time
sort of like a threeway with banana peppers cinnamon dolce and
idk those little mandarin oranges on a river of molten brie
what the fuck is the safe word
dunno man you better strap yourself in because nobody fucking knows