longwinded | Asgard IC Inbox.

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[You tried to reach John, didn't you? Unfortunately for you, you are going to get this message--]

Hey! You've reached my bracelet thing, which is pretty weird to say, just leave me a message and I'll get right back to you!

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From:

knightime

[Rude. SO RUDE. How dare you find this funny.]

I sometimes forgot we could, to be honest. But I'm also the time guy that forgot he could travel time, so maybe that invalidates what I just said. Of course you'd like the flying part.

I'm gonna tell you that it was probably weirder on the meteor. Did you meet any of the dead trolls? Man, that was weird. They're also kind of terrible. Like not necessarily bad terrible but terrible. You know what I mean, right? [Wait.] You had a tantrum and passed out on your driveway. And you made fun of me about my selfies. Did you even hear yourself just now?

Do I look like I care? I'm all for surviving on purely apple juice.

You aren't that far from where I am. Remember? I helped you move in and I live literally in the free housing they offer to new folks. I would be pretty offended if you forgot. Helped you out for nothing. Rude.

Edited Date: 2014-03-03 11:16 am (UTC)

From:

longwinded

[It's fucking hilarious, and very welcomed.]

I haven't met any of them yet, that was literally the last thing I was doing. I was throwing some sort of fit of anger and then I just passed out and then hello I ahve arrived in Asgard. That was a year or something ago, I've been here for a long ass time it feels like.

Also your selfies are lamer than the fact I passed out in my driveway, just sayin'.

[Look he's slept since then.] You should come over more often. Like where is the best friend love? I feel none. Woe is me.

From:

knightime

John. My selfies are from three years ago. Longer than three years ago. Sorry to say, but when you're comparing something I did three years ago to something you probably did pretty recently, I'm gonna be skeptical. Especially when that recently done action is throw a tantrum on your driveway. Who even passes out from that?

[Dave is probably gonna crash soon.] Wow, stop being a big baby. I'm still getting used to living here. Chillax, I'll hang out more.

From:

longwinded

So what? That shit carries with you forever. You take one look at it later down the road and you go, "holy damn what in the world was I doing three years ago"? Then you get heavily disappointed in yourself. Though it's you. I don't think you could get disappointed at yourself.

Me? I guess. I was pretty mad.

[Be a man, don't crash on him.] I am so chillax right now.

From:

knightime

Everything I do is perfect. [Dave doesn't really believe that, but he definitely doesn't regret the selfies. He fucking got a good laugh out of them.] Those selfies were great.

Pretty mad. Who passes out after throwing a tantrum?

You're being a whiny, needy girlfriend is what you are.

From:

longwinded

Right. Perfect in the sense that it's terribly ironic later on right? [Okay, those were good selfies. Really. They were.] We should take some and plaster them on Jade's door. [Because Jade needs to hang with them.]

I am not!

From:

knightime

Damn right. Although, in this situation, it was just pure gold and I didn't realize how great I was at thirteen until now. [They're just beautiful selfies.] Hell. Fucking. Yes. Because she needs our visage plastered to her door.

You so are.

From:

longwinded

Whoa there man, don't get ahead of yourself. [Good though.] Imagine Jade waking up one morning and all of our ridiculous selfies are plastered across her door. Her reaction will be so priceless she will have to call both of us.

['_']

I don't think so.

From:

knightime

Jade was not prepared for us to be within the same vicinity of each other in person. No amount of traveling with you prepared her for that. Not even with you and Davesprite were she prepared for us two. [They're two different people, so duh. Different.]

You're in denial, dude.

From:

longwinded

She'll be the most unprepared if Dirk and Davesprite join in. She'll probably kill all four of us. [.....]

Go to bed, Dave.

From:

knightime

She wouldn't kill us. But she might wag her finger and give us a really intense lecture or something. [Or she'll kill them. She'll decide that she won't be a pacifist for this one moment to kill them.]

Make me.