gods are cool.

[longwinded]

 Sorry Texas, John is here to fuck up your day. More like he's using his wind powers to fuck up your day. Either way, to his own amusement he is watching rain pour and  causing winds to blow at somewhat dangerous speeds. It was cool of the rain god to help a drought, but it was no fun if there wasn't a little chaos to follow. He cracks a laugh when a lady completely loses her umbrella, no more nice hair, and hope she had some waterproof mascara. Because it was pouring.

He won't take any notice to anyone else around him, he's having far too much fun giving hell to the place Dave is usually cast out to when he needs a little time out. Which is literally really funny to him, no matter how many times John abuses his powers, they have only cast him out a couple of times. In a state far away from the one Dave is placed. They never really got along completely in the first place, so John messing with something that Dave might hold dear to him is literally no surprise, hell, John isn't even going to be phased if Dave socks him in the face for even being this terrible to those poor mortals.

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[rememberstime]

"People are beautiful, but terrible creatures. You'll understand in a few days. I'm sure you're aware how high the tensions have been." People want to fight and it's gonna suck.

"Believe me, you'll notice in a few days."

[longwinded]

"It's been terrible lately, I know that." He doesn't want the fighting to happen. No one does. But tensions always release.

"What's gonna happen?" You can't just tell him to wait.

[rememberstime]

"That's because we're all brats up here who can't play friendly, so we use humans as our means to settle things." And they do this over and over.

"You'll see. There's not much I can say that would make much sense unless you see it."

[longwinded]

He doesn't want to think about it, he really doesn't. He won't right now. They would see. Right now he's just going to bring Dave back closer to him, pressing their lips together.

Damn him for making him want to have some sort of strangely passionate sex.

[rememberstime]

Dave kisses back eagerly.

What was John expecting? Dave was a god of passion. Of course John would want to have passionate sex. That's Dave's specialty, after all. One that Dave is quite fond of.

[longwinded]

He was okay with this. He was actually really content to not have the angriest sex he's ever had and in turn have something that would probably feel a lot better.

He should hate Dave for making him feel this way.

[rememberstime]

Why hate a guy who wants to have passionate sex with you?

Dave lets out a low chuckle. "I'm surprised you still want to go at it. Thought the conversation would be a mood killer." But John is also a guy and probably wants to fuck.

[longwinded]

Because he wanted to originally have extremely angry sex with Dave, jesus. He was super mad at him for some dumb reason. John is John.

"I also have my needs, and you have yours." Hah, of course John wants to fuck. He's stupidly needy and he hates that.

[rememberstime]

Dave is just naturally a charmer.

"I'm not gonna say no to sex." Because he enjoys it. A lot.

[longwinded]

"I wouldn't imagine so," John goes to rekindle the fire between them, reaching down to stroke at Dave's dick again. He was gonna bang the fuck out of you, Dave.

[rememberstime]

He lets out a pleased moan. "That would be dumb of me." Dave likes sex, and he hasn't had sex with John before. He'd be losing out if he said no, he's sure.

[longwinded]

His fingers don't take long to travel to Dave's backside, his fingers already slick with precum. He imagines Dave is probably going to relax. He's experienced.

[rememberstime]

John wouldn't really have to prep him too much. He's had plenty enough.

And he doesn't mine a little pain anyways.

[longwinded]

Which is why John doesn't let his fingers do much prepwork. He scissors his fingers once or twice and curls his fingers. He removes his fingers and replaces it with his dick. He really wasted no time there.

[rememberstime]

Dave chuckles a bit. "You are literally the most unromantic fucker." Seriously. You just went straight for the hole with your dick. Dave isn't complaining, but definitely not the most romantic fuck. But he wasn't expecting that from John.

[longwinded]

"How do I be more romantic then?" I mean, John at least realizes he isn't the only person in this. Like, how does want to be fucked?

[rememberstime]

"Figure it out," Dave replies. If John wants to be more romantic, he's gonna have to figure it out himself. If it's not something that's usually what John's used to; it needs to be learned.

[longwinded]

But John is stupid, he probably won't be able to figure it out all on his own, affection and love just isn't something he was brought up to be. But he'll try his best right now to be somewhat affectionate.

[rememberstime]

Dave wasn't gonna help him. If John was too stupid, than he was too stupid. You can't really teach love and affection to someone. It's just something you want to express. If John doesn't know how to show those, than Dave isn't obviously someone who touches his heart.

[longwinded]

Dave did a lot of things to John that he honestly didn't understand. There was nothing like driving pleasure off of being confused about the man under you, and why effected you the way that he did.

"I never asked an important question," peppering kisses down his neck. "Are you a screamer?"

[rememberstime]

Dave likes to be a bit of an enigma. It was kind of a thing he liked. It meant that he didn't have to be fully honest all the time. He didn't particularly care to make connections. Not when his existence can be so unstable.

"I'm whatever you want me to be."

[longwinded]

John wanted a connection, that would be the only difference here. If he was going to invest his time in this, he was going to do it emotionally. If he could.

"Hot." He's just going to prepare to fuck Dave senseless, he not even sure, does Dave need to be prepared?

[rememberstime]

He'll have to slowly get passed all of Dave's walls. For as much as the other seems open, he was very good at not talking about himself on a more personal level.

It's John's choice. Dave will honestly go with either.

[longwinded]

They have a lot of things to overcome. Perhaps they can put aside their differences for more than this. Who knows. With them there is probably no telling, seeing as both of them can be rather fickle- John moreso.

It doesn't take John long to prepare Dave, he was already pretty relaxed. But that doesn't come as a surprise.

"I don't get it, you're always so calm."

[rememberstime]

"What do you mean? I don't know if this is a surprise to you, but I do get sex regularly. I know. What a marvel thought."

He actually has no idea what John is referring to other than being calm about being fucked. What else would he be so calm about?