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text; day 366;

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hey
so where can a dude go to get some decent nachos around here
and by decent nachos i mean nachos that arent at stride
not that i have a problem with the nachos at stride
but i sort of need something with way more substance

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i mean i could make you some?
i'm not the best cook.
but i'm certainly not terrible either.
what do you want on these nachos?
what is your definition of "more substance"?

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something that doesnt taste like it leaked from chester cheetahs asshole after a night of binge drinking and coke
see im having an existential crisis here
my heart says it should probably be one parts habanero peppers to two parts jalapenos
but my body says ice cream

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so like.
do you want dessert nacho or dinner nachos?
you're sending me mixed signals here dave.

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see there lies the existential crisis dude
im going to assume that this is a sign that it should be both
at the same time
sort of like a threeway with banana peppers cinnamon dolce and
idk those little mandarin oranges on a river of molten brie
what the fuck is the safe word
dunno man you better strap yourself in because nobody fucking knows