longwinded | Asgard IC Inbox.

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leitmotif)

[You tried to reach John, didn't you? Unfortunately for you, you are going to get this message--]

Hey! You've reached my bracelet thing, which is pretty weird to say, just leave me a message and I'll get right back to you!

[CLICK.]

V O I C E | T E X T

just state which in your subject line!

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From:

longwinded

Hey there Leo! It's alright, I just moved and had to get settled again. How have you been?

[A new hammer huh?] That would be sweet! I'll give you liberty of the design.

From:

unbrokenwheel

You sure? This is your one stop chance to tell me the design for your new weighted friend.

I've been pretty busy. The storm spirits showing up threw a wrench in everything. ...there's nothing here that I can find to turn them to monster dust. If they hit again, it will be the same story all over again.

From:

longwinded

I'm sure! I'm fairly certain that you won't design something silly. It is a war hammer after all.

[He laughs.]

This place is pretty notorious for not being a lick helpful.

From:

unbrokenwheel

Yeah and pulling things from our worlds that are the least helpful. A bunch of wind bags, gee thanks! Exactly what I needed, how could you have ever guessed! Pegasi would have been better.

Less macho, but we could have trained them for riding. [Even wind spirits of the South wind would have been better.]

Who says war hammers can't look ridiculous? I'm pretty sure you can design it to look like you're anviling someone in the face.

From:

longwinded

Ugh, makes me glad they didn't pull out the big guns and bring in the golden battleship Jade and I were riding- or the cute but ever unhelpful consorts from each of our worlds.

But hey, what can we do?

[John laughs.]

Now that's my kind of hammer. I knew you had a good sense of humor.

From:

unbrokenwheel

So that's a yes to anvil hammer? Awesome! [Leo pauses and adds.]

Hey, if they'd pulled your warship I'd have had to call bias. There's no way they should bring in one without the other.