gods are cool.

[longwinded]

 Sorry Texas, John is here to fuck up your day. More like he's using his wind powers to fuck up your day. Either way, to his own amusement he is watching rain pour and  causing winds to blow at somewhat dangerous speeds. It was cool of the rain god to help a drought, but it was no fun if there wasn't a little chaos to follow. He cracks a laugh when a lady completely loses her umbrella, no more nice hair, and hope she had some waterproof mascara. Because it was pouring.

He won't take any notice to anyone else around him, he's having far too much fun giving hell to the place Dave is usually cast out to when he needs a little time out. Which is literally really funny to him, no matter how many times John abuses his powers, they have only cast him out a couple of times. In a state far away from the one Dave is placed. They never really got along completely in the first place, so John messing with something that Dave might hold dear to him is literally no surprise, hell, John isn't even going to be phased if Dave socks him in the face for even being this terrible to those poor mortals.

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[rememberstime]

"You won't be missing anything," Dave says bluntly. "And it's better for you if you don't ever care." Because he's sure that there isn't any pay out for caring for someone like him.

[longwinded]

"Why are you so stupid? Stop being so fucking stupid. I really hate it when you say stupid shit like this," Maybe John does care. But it's in the rudest way possible. He doesn't know how to be normal in his interactions. He's just always been so forceful in getting what he wants.

[rememberstime]

"I'm not being stupid. I'm being honest. Why do you think no one else really gives me the time of day." They talk to Dave, but it's usually strictly business and less about forming any attachments or bonds.

[longwinded]

"I don't know, you're a lesser God but that doesn't mean you are any less important. Being an elemental God isn't all it's cracked up to be," Why do you think he causes so much mischief? He's a trickster and a controller of an element, he kind of hoped one day they would realize this mistake in positioning. "I hate you, but I don't hate you. Does that make any sense?"

[rememberstime]

"It's not like we get to choose." John, things might be more pleasant if you weren't so unruly.

"That makes no fucking sense."

[longwinded]

"I know, it depends on your element." He was always unruly. See he didn't really want to be the sole responsibility of something like this. He never wanted this. But they didn't get to choose. It wasn't their decision.

"How does it not make sense, I hate you but I don't hate you." Different levels of hate. "I hate you for having more freedom than I do." They're about to get it on, but John is kind of (not very much) opening up to Dave.

[rememberstime]

John. You are the biggest fucking baby. You have had quite a long time to get used to this shit.

Dave smiles. There's something very sad about it. "If you knew the price I pay for freedom, you wouldn't quite want it so much. It's nice to an extent." But the trade isn't very fair.

[longwinded]

He doesn't want to be used to it. He hates this sometimes. He hates it a lot.

"It's better than being stuck here," He's let his iron grip off of Dave. They're stupid. Laying bed like this. It was going to eb really angry sex, but John doesn't even feel like he can be angry at Dave anymore. Fuck.

[rememberstime]

"It's not so great out there." It seems great at first, but then you realize the harsh reality and it's a little less fun. A little less beautiful. "I go out there because it makes things out there seem better."

But Dave doesn't think John would fully grasp it if he's never been personally affected by what humans do.

[longwinded]

"Why isn't it?" John would never really get it. He wasn't granted that kidn of freedom. If they lost a main element then they would be in some deep shit. The lesser gods, they were free to do as they pleased. At a price, but the word freedom probably outweighed a lot of the fumbling for a decision.

[rememberstime]

"People are beautiful, but terrible creatures. You'll understand in a few days. I'm sure you're aware how high the tensions have been." People want to fight and it's gonna suck.

"Believe me, you'll notice in a few days."

[longwinded]

"It's been terrible lately, I know that." He doesn't want the fighting to happen. No one does. But tensions always release.

"What's gonna happen?" You can't just tell him to wait.

[rememberstime]

"That's because we're all brats up here who can't play friendly, so we use humans as our means to settle things." And they do this over and over.

"You'll see. There's not much I can say that would make much sense unless you see it."

[longwinded]

He doesn't want to think about it, he really doesn't. He won't right now. They would see. Right now he's just going to bring Dave back closer to him, pressing their lips together.

Damn him for making him want to have some sort of strangely passionate sex.

[rememberstime]

Dave kisses back eagerly.

What was John expecting? Dave was a god of passion. Of course John would want to have passionate sex. That's Dave's specialty, after all. One that Dave is quite fond of.

[longwinded]

He was okay with this. He was actually really content to not have the angriest sex he's ever had and in turn have something that would probably feel a lot better.

He should hate Dave for making him feel this way.

[rememberstime]

Why hate a guy who wants to have passionate sex with you?

Dave lets out a low chuckle. "I'm surprised you still want to go at it. Thought the conversation would be a mood killer." But John is also a guy and probably wants to fuck.

[longwinded]

Because he wanted to originally have extremely angry sex with Dave, jesus. He was super mad at him for some dumb reason. John is John.

"I also have my needs, and you have yours." Hah, of course John wants to fuck. He's stupidly needy and he hates that.

[rememberstime]

Dave is just naturally a charmer.

"I'm not gonna say no to sex." Because he enjoys it. A lot.

[longwinded]

"I wouldn't imagine so," John goes to rekindle the fire between them, reaching down to stroke at Dave's dick again. He was gonna bang the fuck out of you, Dave.

[rememberstime]

He lets out a pleased moan. "That would be dumb of me." Dave likes sex, and he hasn't had sex with John before. He'd be losing out if he said no, he's sure.

[longwinded]

His fingers don't take long to travel to Dave's backside, his fingers already slick with precum. He imagines Dave is probably going to relax. He's experienced.

[rememberstime]

John wouldn't really have to prep him too much. He's had plenty enough.

And he doesn't mine a little pain anyways.

[longwinded]

Which is why John doesn't let his fingers do much prepwork. He scissors his fingers once or twice and curls his fingers. He removes his fingers and replaces it with his dick. He really wasted no time there.

[rememberstime]

Dave chuckles a bit. "You are literally the most unromantic fucker." Seriously. You just went straight for the hole with your dick. Dave isn't complaining, but definitely not the most romantic fuck. But he wasn't expecting that from John.